I have many talents, but giving a fuck is not one of them.
waiter: how’s your meal?
shakira: it’s wonderful thanks
shakira’s hips: she hates it
shakira: son of aPLEASE DON’T MAKE THIS INTO A MEME
remember to get your drivers license as soon as you can or your life will crumble like a marshmallow caught on fire
*Got caught enjoying water*
“Now you know my secret I cannot let you leave”
true star of the superbowl god bless
Nicholas a savage
Lmfaoooooo
sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions